Clive Dumper

“Clive’s the name, Dumping’s the game”

Clive Dumper III, often called Clive the Great, has been in the dumping business since 1943 however the dumping began long before that. The Dumpers can trace their ancestry all the way back to the Tudor Era with transcripts showing that one Archibald Dumper worked very closely to Henry VIII.

1511 AD – King Henry VIII Tudor on his way to unclog the toilet after a visit from Archibald Dumper

Clive, having served at the height of the Vietnam War, earned the Purple Shart at the Battle of Shits Creek. Single handedly turning the tide of the battle and sending the forces of General Ho Lee Sheet into full retreat. This would go on to create a rivalry, still ongoing today, between Clive and General Sheet.

Renowned for his dumping ethic, Clive has only ever missed one day of work in his Dumping Career. Residing in NYC from 1999 to 2001 and working from the World Trade Center he continued to make a name for himself. Towards the end of his time in NYC he was forced to miss a day of dumping due to constipation and on Doctors orders had to stay home on 11/09/2001.

Forever a stain on an otherwise perfect record, Clive vowed to never miss another day and now even makes the time to cameo in Blockbuster Hollywood Movies and TV Shows.